User blog:FreddyOfAxes/Salty Bacon (For Fun)

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It appears as if the rise of Salty Bacon is beginning...

The little strips as they escape from d4nk pigs and into households...

And then frying themselves on the pan...

Before finally being put into the mouths of people worldwide...

It's     Salty Bacon, M8.

https://i.imgur.com/kMQG8Qm.jpg

You know you want it..

https://i.imgur.com/Grv3nJe.jpg

I know your mouth is watering...

https://i.imgur.com/88Nbcvj.jpg

If you don't want it, you have no soul..

https://i.imgur.com/hyt3in2.jpg

Even the lord himself prays for it..

Made your choice yet? Call 1-800-BACON or visit https://d4nkBaconIsSalteh.org today!

And then after it enters the stomach of the being...

It breaks apart into salty goodness..

On its journey to become slimy salty bacon...

And once that happens...

The salty bacons journey is done...

And it sends a great message to the d4nk pigs...

Who make more salty bacon...

still a better story than Twilight.