User blog comment:FreddyOfAxes/M3M3 Bl0g 3: L1MIT3D ED1TI0N/@comment-30866325-20180815080140

When I see my daughter crawling towards Miki Souma's sake or the fireplace while it's lit on fire:



(throws self at daughter - saving throw!)

(falls face first onto ground, while daughter sits there and starts giggling)

(daughter waddles away on all fours and rolls around while smiling cheerfully and making random noises)

(relieved because daughter is doing fine)